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Gordon Brown, once again, proving that he has no grasp on reality: Party Election Broadcast.

What a surprise. Alan Johnson is a pathetic, deluded idiot.

If this happened in the private sector, the boss (Gordon Brown) would be pressed to resign. If someone were in my office, under my direct employment, using my stationary to spread such poisonous lies, you'd bloody bet I'd be held responsible.

What's the collective term for a Labourite circle of spin doctors, advisers and politicians? A delusion? A twattery? A cuntfest?

It's come to my attention that there are a number of issues with the display of the site in the quite bizarre Firefox browser. We're going to be launching a new layout soon(ish), but until then you'll have to bear with us.

Harriet Harman MP's stint in the Prime Minister's place today on Prime Minister's Questions has shown her once again to be a vile harridan, totally removed from reality (much like the rest of the Labour Party in that respect).

Her leader can not answer questions, and neither can she. They reel off list upon list - all meaningless, and very rarely actually related to the issues raised by the opposition parties - and never provide answers or guidance in any form. The official party policy seems to be that when questioning gets tough or awkward, one should return to the 1990s, the class war, and occasionally the 1980s. It's just short of 12 years now since Labour took office. Long time that they should grow up and accept that this is all their doing - and if problems genuinely are rooted in Conservative policies of far more than a decade ago, then ultimately it is their (Labour's) fault that they've not sorted the situation. There's been more than enough time.

Twelve years. Time they took some responsibility. Time they show some maturity. Time they show some intelligence.

Well, I do so wish that I could say I'm surprised, but far from it. It looks like the Irish people will be given another referendum on the EU not-a-constitution.

After having rejected it in June, it would appear that the EU and the Irish Government have been in bed together, thrashing out details which will ensure that a "yes" vote is reached. Not that the EU doesn't have form in this kind of situation, asking and asking and asking until it gets the answer it wants. Will this dangerous, disturbing, abhorrent Nazi-like institution ever learn the word "no", let alone its meaning?

Well. Since I last updated, an extremely slimy not-black man has been elected as the next President of the United States - but more disturbingly, MPs are being censored and even arrested for doing their jobs.

Yes, on Thursday last week, Conservative MP Damian Green was arrested by counter-terrorism police and had his two homes and two offices searched and all electronic equipment siezed. His crime? Making public numerous pieces of quite disturbing information, including that illegal immigrants had been employed as security staff in government buildings.

And now it seems that meetings are being held on the matter, purely between the Government's ministers and parliamentary officials. Of course, Labour claim that the meetings are "merely about parliamentary procedure". But it strikes me that issues of how Parliament is run and organised are perhaps even more important that all parties are involved.

What happens next really is anyone's guess. Perhaps we'll see David Cameron and Nick Clegg arrested for opposing the Government.

Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, today set out plans to scrap the council tax and replace it with a new 'local income' tax of 3%, as well as measures to control and restrict tobacco prominence in shops, and raising the legal age for purchasing alcohol to 21.

I can't disagree with the last two, but how does the tax situation add up? Could it be that a shortfall will be made up from English taxes...?

So, the MET have today launched a(nother) new campaign to stop gun and knife crime. Drop the weapons is intended to show "how real people can turn away from violent crime". Central to the campaign is a TV advert and posters in schools.

Now, who else sees the problem here? Oh yes, that's it. The people with guns and knives are out using them, not watching flipping television or attending classes. The only people who'll see these things are those who it really doesn't apply to anyway.

What a waste of public money.