Spam Spam sausage and Spam!
I just got this e-mail...
From: Manhood Products [
mailto:splcmlzouxjle@rogers.com] Sent: 09 July 2005 6:15
To: [HIDDEN]
Subject: surprise your woman
"I just wanted to write and thank you for Spur-M.
I suffered from poor sperm count and motility. I found your site and ordered Spur-M Fertility Blend for Men.
I have wondered for years what caused low semen and sperm count, and how I could improve my fertility and help my wife conceive. Spur-M seems to have done just that! Thank you for your support."
Andrew H., London, UK
"Spur-M really does help improve fertility and effectiveness of sperm and semen motility. I used it for the past few months, and not only does it work - I also feel better to. I have more energy. This is an excellent counter to low sperm count and motility. I'll be buying more!!!"
Franz K., Bonn, Germany
Now, see, I don't need this. In fact, I am so manly and virile that my merely thinking of a woman will impregnate her instantly.
So don't FUCKING send me spam, or I'll think about your wife.
posted by Aaron at 4:40 PM
4 Comments:
Stay away from me bitch, I don't want your children! Think what that would do to the world, lots of little Aaron's running around, and the last thing I need is to be deemed responsible for not terminating the bastards. :p
21/7/05 10:42 AM
*gets out some hot wire* Never thou worry, I will castrate him forthwith.
31/7/05 7:06 PM
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12/8/05 9:53 PM
Gothy, do you really think the POD would be so weak as for that to be possible? ;)
18/8/05 10:47 AM
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