George Best
Is the drunken fuckwit not dead yet?
posted by Aaron at 5:11 PM
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10 Comments:
THE DRUNKEN FUCKWIT IS DEAD!!
SEE YAR GEORGY PORGY AT THE BIG BAR IN THE SKY.
5/12/05 8:00 PM
Best news all week, wasn't it?
5/12/05 8:03 PM
GEORGE BEST WAS THE BEST.
HE WAS BETTER THAN THE REST.
HE SMELT LIKE A SKUNK.
HE WAS ALWAYS DRUNK.
IN THE MORNING HE WOULD WAKE UP WITH A SORE HEAD.
AND THE SMELL OF URINE IN HIS BED.
5/12/05 8:06 PM
DID GEORGE WEAR A NAPPY?
5/12/05 8:26 PM
IMAGINE BEING GEORGE'S MATTRESS.
5/12/05 8:28 PM
Goodbye George. I will miss your contribution to sobriety.
5/12/05 8:30 PM
HOW DARE YOU BASTARDS TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT GEORGE BEST. HE WAS A MODEL CITIZEN WHEN HE WASN'T DRUNK.
6/12/05 7:03 AM
YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!! GEORGE NEVER PISSED THE BED. HE DID HOWEVER SHIT IN HIS BED,AND MAYBE SPEWED ONCE OR TWICE.
6/12/05 7:33 AM
George Best could not get a hard-on as a result of years of alcohol abuse. Why then did he have no trouble picking up women? Was it his tongue? What attracted these women. The smell of shit,piss or perhaps vomit?
6/12/05 7:37 AM
George Best had one last request
Nurse could I have one last drink
Mr Best you are a pest
And to be frank you stink
George told the nurse he was about to die
Listen George you runt
Don't think this nurse will cry
For George in medical terms you are a cunt
8/12/05 7:59 PM
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