Xinomorph

An 18-year old student from Kent, Kurt Walker, has suffered an on-the-spot fine of £80 for using the phrase "fuck all" in the street. This private conversation was overheard by an obviously insane policewoman:

Walker: Hello mate.
Mate: Hello mate. What have you been up to, mate?
Walker: Fuck all, mate.

What an huge abuse of power and status. I think this example highlights pretty much everything wrong with the society which Labour are currently attempting to subject us to. It won't result in people walking around exclaiming "Oh golly gosh!" at being nearly creamed by a bus. This won't do anything but promote rebellion. How ridiculous.