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With a whopping majority of 11,509 votes - that's 79% of the total number of votes cast - Boris Johnson has undeniably and undisputedly been elected as the Conservative candidate for London Mayor.

New York-born Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson will certainly bring a touch of colour to the race.

Now let's just hope that he can win, and rid us of that pesky Livingstone fellow for good.