Xinomorph

The papers today are reporting that Malcolm McLaren, the former manager of the Sex Pistols, who was due to appear on this year's series of ITV1 worse-than-watching-a-televised-rape TV programme I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here! , has pulled out literally hours before the show was scheduled to start. Not only does it leave them in a bit of shit, what with the whole being one person down and being filmed in the Australian jungle, but this BBC News Online article says "McLaren was arguably the biggest name on the show."

 

If he was the biggest name on the show, they've got more to worry about than just that he decided not to take part. Scraping the fucking barrel doesn't even begin to cover it.