Xinomorph

In a written answer to a question from the Conservatives, it has been revealed that, in the past five years, the pitifully miniscule sum of £230 has been spent on promoting St. George's Day.

Meanwhile, that very same Government has been urging the public to "reclaim the day from bigots".

England's national day, celebrated on the 23rd of April, had just £116 of investment this year, £114 last year, and nothing in the previous three.

Yet another abhorrently shameful case of dictatorial do-as-we-say-not-as-we-do socialist politics.