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Fucking hell. Where to start?

Fucking hell. This communist-ass nanny-state wannabe Government are
just pushing their luck now. These ID cards, which were to supposedly
cost us £37 each, are now going up in price ever week. Current
estimates from the LSE (London School of Economics) are £170. Each.

It's like being raped, and having to pay for the privilege.

Ok, ok, I'm now officially sick of the whole fucking thing. Fron the wristbands made in third-world sweatshops to that jumped up Irish twat who looks like some kind of bum invading my house every day, it's now just a joke.

The whole Make Poverty History movement is, in itself, fair enough.
But here's the thing. It's like socialism/communism; in theory it's a relatively good idea, but in practice, it doesn't work for fuck.

So imagine you DO manage to change the minds of "those 8 men in that 1 room". What next? What can they do? Send more money the rest of the world hasn't got, into the hands of corrupt leaders and warlords, who'll do little else than buy a fleet of new Mercedes' for themselves? Drop sacks of seed, bottled water, clothes? Maybe for a few years (if you're lucky), but what good will it do? You can't do it continuously, can you? So you give them more seeds so they can grow-their-own, so to speak, and invest in their own future.

Again, a good idea in theory, but a load of shit in practice. They live in such God-forsaken places that they'll never be able to cultivate any amount of crops with any success. If the situation was different, they wouldn't be in poverty. They would have crops. But it's not. And I fail to see at present what else could be done, short of culling them all.

As for Live 8, the whole thing is a joke. Anyone who thinks that the majority of people going to these concerts gives a flying fuck about the third-world is off their rocker. They just want to see top artists for free. Or what they consider to be free, anyway. All most of them are interested in is the music. And that's a fact.

Finally, Geldof. Where the fuck to start? Here is a man who complained about the "evil" people trying to sell Live 8 tickets on eBay. A man who has, himself, created an entire career (and honourary knighthood)
out of world poverty.

He's just a jumped-up Irish twat. As with the whole Make Poverty History thing, what he's trying to do is, in its simplest form, highly commendable. But he's just taking it way too far. He looks like a tramp. He sounds like a tramp. And a drunken Irish one, at that. He's just so hilariously up himself it's not true. He sees himself as some kind of godly figure, but he's not. He's really not.

And his little chums aren't any better. Bono/U2 (quite possibly one of the most overrated bands of all time), Chris Martin/Coldplay (hypocrites if I've ever seen any), and so on. It's ridiculous.
Utterly ridiculous.

Don't you think it's rich how the IRA bomb us for Northern Ireland,
but leave Brussels alone for the whole fucking island?

I know this is old news now, but I'd just like to make it clear how
fucking spineless and pathetic I think eBay were for giving into that
Irish twat Bob Geldof. There is no way Live 8 tickets should have been
removed from the site. Stupid.

I think I may have caused a major scare at Halifax Online Banking this evening.

When attempting to login to the service, I found I had forgotten my
username and password. So I attempted to use the Forgotten Details
feature, but was told that I had been sent an access code (which I
had), and could not be sent another one. Or something like that.
Anyway, that's the background...
So, I go back to the login screen, guess at a username (which I
sometimes use), entered a password which I thought I probably would
have used on signup, and answered the security question.
Success! ... Or so I thought. I was now being presented with a screen
asking for my access code. So I type it in. And it sends me back to
the login screen.

Thinking I've made a simple typo, I do it again. Same result. I try
again, typing the code more slowly. Same again. And agin. I even tried
a different password.
Anyway, after something like six tries in all, I get a message saying
that I've attempted to use an incorrect access code too many times,
and so my account has been suspended, and I should phone them up for
it to be sorted.

So I phone. Anyway, to cut a long story short, looks like it was NOT
my username that I had been using. Even though I had managed to get
through to the next stage, as if my login had been successful.

And there you go. I managed to have someone else's account locked, due to their lack of security. What a joke.

My friend always told me never to trust a black man...

According to a female Labour MP who has just been on BBC Two's The
Daily Politics, Britain is frustrated because of the way the media
blows things out of proportion.

No.

Britain is frustrated because they voted Conservative and got Labour.
Socialist criminals.

I do hate it when people, when trying to prove a point (often a
ridiculous one), simply link to something they have written on their
own blog, and which has no outside sources itself.

They do annoy me so.

Apparently, the Queen now has an iPod. They suddenly just became a lot
more desirable.

Those fucking frogs (the French) just won't stop. When they give up
their stupid CAP, we'll give up our rebate.

Or at least tell them we will. ;)

My God. I've just been watching a bit of this (well, I say watching
it, it's more of car crash syndrome - you know you shouldn't watch and
you don't want to, but you just can't help witnessing the horror) and
some awfully common whore has been 'evicted'. I find it highly amusing
as she's saying how ugly everyone is, one other girl in particular,
and that she knows she's attractive so doesn't need people telling her
so.

Well, love, here's the thing - you're not. You're so fucking not, it hurts.

I wouldn't even want to subject Hitler to a moment of 'passion' with
that woman. Good God. Horrific.

If I'd had anything to do with this Crazy Frog shit, I'd do the decent
thing and kill myself.

As for the 'Crazy Frog dancers' on Top of the Pops, they must be
getting paid a hell of a lot. The shame alone could kill you.

Another ditzy fucking cow.

This one's English though, so slightly better.

Maybe.

(Oh, and Jane Fonda's now showing her ignorance more and more.)

Ditzy fucking cow. What's wrong with the woman? One war ended that was
a joke anyway, and since she was a supporter of the 'anti' movement,
she thinks she can do anything.

Twat.

Cherie Blair has accused reporters of being 'sexist' because they
criticised her.

Fucking bitch.

It's like the asians/blacks/etc. who cry 'racist' at every possible opportunity.

Coldplay
Geldof
Chris Martin
Bono
Colplay
It'll be on TV
Coldplay
It'll be on DVD
And, err ... Coldplay

This week, a KFC advert was banned because the two women featured in
it were talking with their mouths full (or attempting to).
Whatever fucker complained about that needs their head checking. Pathetic.

Also, on Points of View this evening, I saw that people had complained
that the recent Doctor Who two-parter set in the Second World War was
'too scary'.
If you complained about that, then I'm also assuming you fear the evil
men jumping from the screen of the video box and fellating your 5-year
old son.

Right?

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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