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Heh. I almost pity them.

Apparently, the leader of the world's twats (err, sorry, the French), Jacques Chirac, has been spouting off his disgusting wrinkled head about British (and Finnish) food.

From BBC News Online...
French President Jacques Chirac is reported to have cracked jokes about British food at a meeting with the German and Russian leaders. French newspaper Liberation says Gerhard Schroeder and Vladimir Putin laughed and joined in the banter.
"One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad," it quotes Mr Chirac saying.
The three leaders met on Sunday for celebrations to mark the 750th anniversary of the founding of Kaliningrad, formerly known as Koenigsberg, an exclave of Russia surrounded by Poland and Lithuania.
"The only thing they have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease," Mr Chirac said, according to the newspaper's report.
"After Finland, it is the country with the worst food."
Mr Chirac is also reported to have reminisced about an occasion when former Nato secretary general Lord George Robertson - who is Scottish - had made him try a local dish.
"That is where our difficulties with Nato come from," he said, apparently speaking before the meeting was properly underway.

That's rich, coming from the leader of a country who seem to have some kind of sexual deviance for garlic and mushrooms, never mind eating frog's legs and (probably) horse cock.

As for the Nazis (sorry, sorry, Germans) and the disgustingly freakish inbred commies known as Russians, it's not even worth my time getting started.

Chirac's well-informed (!) comments about mad cow disease were particularly ridiculous, seeing as he himself obviously suffers from the disease (or at least, I hope he does), and in relation to agriculture, we may not have done much recently, but that would only be because his sickening, dog-fucking, goat-fellating country takes all of our money.

If I was Chirac, I'd do the decent thing and kill myself.

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Brilliant article on BBC News Online.

From today, protests are effectively banned in Parliament Square.

This is how Nazi Germany started.

Tony Blair is no better than Hitler.