Friday, February 24, 2006

'I got £80 fine for saying sweet FA'

An 18-year old student from Kent, Kurt Walker, has suffered an on-the-spot fine of £80 for using the phrase "fuck all" in the street. This private conversation was overheard by an obviously insane policewoman:

Walker: Hello mate.
Mate: Hello mate. What have you been up to, mate?
Walker: Fuck all, mate.

What an huge abuse of power and status. I think this example highlights pretty much everything wrong with the society which Labour are currently attempting to subject us to. It won't result in people walking around exclaiming "Oh golly gosh!" at being nearly creamed by a bus. This won't do anything but promote rebellion. How ridiculous.

Victory for common sense

Another interesting article from the same e-mail...

A bit of good news floating around in the normal ocean of daftness that we've become accustomed to. A new headmistress of a school in London where 59 languages are spoken has rocked the educational establishment by coming up with the wacky idea that all lessons will now be taught in ENGLISH. Who'd have thought hey? Children at an ENGLISH school being taught in ENGLISH. What will they think of next? Previously many lessons had been taught in foreign languages, a practice that was actually encouraged by the former Education Minister Stephen Twigg. With his finger on the pulse as usual he insisted it was "very much the sort of thing we want to promote". (as long a sit's not at his kids school). Mrs McVittie, the new head, stated that the system was harmful to integration and threatened to damage the prospects of those children taking part.

Muslim rioters

This article just arrived in my inbox. I don't agree with all of its points (mainly towards the beginning), but the general idea of it is pretty much accurate, really.

Following the publication of the photos showing our troops dealing with a riot in Iraq we certainly won't be buying the News of the World again. They decided to print those photos and to hell with the potential consequences to our lads, doing their best in an impossible situation. Rather than having then arrested we would have given them all medals. They were in the middle of being stoned and having home made grenades and mortars fired at them. We are the only army in the world who would have charged out with wooden batons and cracked a few heads. Any middle eastern army or the yanks would have simply opened fire and any other european army would have barricaded themselves in and waited until everyone had gone home. While Blair and his rich mates sit around Islington quaffing cappuccino and guacamole our lads are out their trying to sort out his mess. 100 Blair's or Browns aren't worth 1 of those lads but they will be hung out to dry to placate muslim feelings of victimisation and so as not to "alienate" their youth.

The way the situation has been handled is symptomatic of touchy feely way that our country is being mismanaged. The same people who will bring the full force of the law against our soldiers are oblivious to the double standards and hypocrisy of muslim public opinion. While they get hot under the hijab about our lads giving a well deserved hiding to some rioters, before the gulf war their were huge demonstrations in support of Saddam Hussein - a man who has been responsible for the death of millions of muslims. They didn't burn embassies or protest when he gassed thousands of kurds. Virtually every dictator in the middle east has muslim blood on their hands. Where are the demonstrations against them. How they have got the front to ask for their religion to be treated with courtesy and respect with the way that other religions are treated in muslim countries is beyond me. Where are the muslim protests when another church is bombed or burned out in Pakistan? How they can ask for tolerance while threatening to behead non-believers is staggering. We've seen huge demonstrations against some comic scribbles but I bet we won't see anyone heading down to London to protest about the recent bombing of the golden mosque in Samarra - because it's only westerners that they are protesting about. It's fine to have a demonstration to show your objections but it is 2006 and these, at the end of the day were bits of paper with drawings on. If I were a muslim I would hang my head in shame and call off any further demonstration as a mark of respect for the many people who have died - many of them Christians, killed for being Christians. But they know that with every demonstration, every voice raised in protest, with every veiled threat of "alienating" their youth their influence is given extra weight by the government. Our leaders are scared of muslims. How is it that you can hold up a placard calling for the beheading of westerners; in London, in front of the police and not get arrested. Every concession leads to another concession, surrender followed by surrender. By being weak they send out totally the wrong message and actually invite them to take some more, encouraging more trouble  and putting more people at risk in the future.

This is a symptom of multi-culturalism. It encourages the belief that everything is up for grabs, rather than saying that this is our country and this is the way that we do things. If people are going to come to our country they should be in no doubt that it is on our terms and they can live their life as they see fit but it is under the hegemony of the English people. If we had done this from the start it would have saved everyone so much trouble. How have we ever allowed our self to get into the present situation?

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Blunkett dog shock!

I just read this hilarious piece of gossip...

"I had lunch at the Great Gallery on Pall Mall
last week. David Blunkett was having lunch with
Rebekah Wade, Trevor Kavanagh and another man
from The Sun. During lunch Rebekah got up to
go to the toilet, which prompted the other
three men to start whispering together. So
no-one realised that at that moment
Blunkett's guide dog popped up and ate Ms
Wade's Yorkshire Pudding from her plate."

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

US extradition

Through a case concerning three UK bankers (who are alleged to have conspired in part of the Enron financial scandal), it has become apparent that our government has set the value of British citizens much lower than that of Americans. That is, for someone to be extradited to Britain from the US, "probable cause" must be presented against them. However, for someone to be extradited to the US from Britain, the American authorities have to do little more than say "we want you".
So that's more proof that the Labour government have no respect for their electorate.
 
And here's a great quote from Boris Johnson summing up the entire issue;
"(The US) can ... hoover over to America, as if by some electro-magnetic power, people against whom they're not obliged to produce any prima facie evidence - whereas we have absolutely no such corresponding right to extradite to Britain suspects that we want."

Biscuit City

A Chinese 'artist' is currently building a model city out of biscuits in London's Selfridges department store. Mad.

Monday, February 20, 2006

English votes for English MPs

I somehow missed this article from a couple of weeks ago until now, but this is one of my biggest concerns in our political system at the moment; the fact that Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish MPs can vote on issues which affect only England, but English MPs cannot vote on issues which affect only Scotland, Wales and/or Northern Ireland.
It really is disgusting. It makes a mockery of our 'democracy', and shows that the Scot-led Labour party really do have an inherent hatred and disrespect for the majority of their electorate; the English.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Computer Animation

Films would be SO much more impressive if they actually had thousands of extras, real animals walking around, complex makeup and so on, rather than doing so much on green screen, or with markers or whatever, and adding everything else in later. It just cuts SO many corners. It's boring.
As for films which are completely computer animation, like Shrek and those things, they're completely boring. Studios should go back to proper, hand-drawn cartoons. Much nicer.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Another example of EU stupidity

Ministers want to make condoms cheaper (thus hopefully lowering STIs) by decreasing VAT. But apparently, EU rules prevent VAT being completely removed on condoms. Which is stupid. Probably the French's doing.

Friday, February 17, 2006

France has bird flu

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whose animals are infecting Europe now, fuckers?

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Monday, February 13, 2006

BREAKING NEWS

Breaking News from Davina McCall!

"Wednesday's have always been a bit ... 'Wednesday-ish'."
 
You heard it here first.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Ask ... But don't ask Jeeves

So, Ask have finally confirmed that they WILL be retiring their iconic Jeeves mascot by the end of the month. Apparently this is part of a major rebranding of the search engine, and its parent company, IAC/InterActive, have come to the decision that Jeeves is not well known enough, and even detracting users from the site.
 
No.
 
People don't use the site because it is pure shit. Its search capabilities are poor at best, and it returns results reminiscent of those search engines you get on pages where someone has registered a domain (usually similar to a popular company's address) in order to catch people.
In short, Jeeves is the best thing about their whole product.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

You REALLY can't trust American politicians.

Apparently, staff working for certain American politicians have been changing, 'polishing', and generally altering Wikipedia entries concerning their employers. Fucking shocking. ...Although, in a way, not.
 

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Nearly 'ON THIS DAY'

I've just been reading through the 'ON THIS DAY' news archive on BBC News Online, and came up with this little gem from 10th February 1996, on the subject of a bomb planted in the Canary Wharf business area in London's Docklands.

The IRA has said "regrettable injuries" could have been avoided if police had responded promptly to "clear and specific warnings".

No, you twats. "Regrettable injuries" could have been avoided if you weren't such backwards, militant, drunken, spineless shites who have no more right to life than a Nazi has the right to gas Jews at his or her pleasure.

Big Brother auditions

Apparently, the first auditions have been held for this year's Big Brother programme. Over one thousand people queued up for hours in the cold, in the hope of being on the show.
You sad, sad, sad cunts.

Muslims burn embassies.

Oh for Christ's sake. Just grow the fuck up. Idiots. I have nothing but contempt for you and your cause, especially now.