Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Forty lashes!

Well well well. Gillian Gibbons, a 54 year-old teacher from Liverpool who for some inexplicable reason decided to move to Sudan and teach in a 'British' school there, has been charged under local blasphemy laws, and if convicated faces six months in jail, forty lashes (apparently often fatal), or a fine. Why? Because she allowed her class of seven year olds to name a teddy bear 'Mohammed'.
 
Yes, you read that correctly.
 
It would appear that the children voted for the name Mohammed after the class's most popular boy (called Mohammed, obviously). But as he was named in honour of the Muslim prophet Mohammed (or Muhammed - they don't seem to be able to decide on the spelling), this is considered to be blasphemy, and highly insulting to Islam. Hmm.
 
On one hand, I have little sympathy for the woman. Having gone out to such a backwards country, she really should have been a bit more careful to abide by local laws. On the other hand, these people are totally mental, and so far backwards that they're almost coming back again. There was quite clearly not malicious or blasphemous intent in calling a teddy bear Mohammed, and they need to grow the fuck up. Apparently it's all part of the West's anti-Islam plot, but being so utterly nonsensical doesn't exactly help their case or earn them much support or sympathy now, does it? At least the Muslim Council of Great Britain (or whatever they're called) have condemned the Sudanese authorities.
 
 
How unashamedly pathetic.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

I'm A Shit TV Programme ... I Must Be On ITV!

The papers today are reporting that Malcolm McLaren, the former manager of the Sex Pistols, who was due to appear on this year's series of ITV1 worse-than-watching-a-televised-rape TV programme I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here! , has pulled out literally hours before the show was scheduled to start. Not only does it leave them in a bit of shit, what with the whole being one person down and being filmed in the Australian jungle, but this BBC News Online article says "McLaren was arguably the biggest name on the show."
 
If he was the biggest name on the show, they've got more to worry about than just that he decided not to take part. Scraping the fucking barrel doesn't even begin to cover it.